Day 21

What three lessons do you want your children to learn from you?

1. Honesty
2. Humility/Kindness
3. Self worth/confidence

List 5 words or phrases that make you laugh.

This one is really hard, like I seriously can’t think of any, I have a strange sense of humor, I’ll do my best though...

1. I’m not a ride or die chick, I have questions. Where are we riding too? Why do I have to die? Can we get food on the way?
2. Nothing is more scary than accidentally making eye contact with the guy at a mall kiosk...
3. “Why do people say ‘grow some balls?’ Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding.” -Betty White
4. I started my day by waking up in a pool of my own blood, is that how you would like me to end yours...
5. I’m not saying I hate you, but I catch myself fantasizing about you being attacked by honey badgers, barefoot in a desert of LEGO bricks, near a Bieber concert.